Separated at Birth: A recently departed rental Oiler

Did Leonardo DiCaprio ever play a mentally handicapped boy with an obese mother?

Yes.

Did Leonardo DiCaprio ever play for the Edmonton Oilers?

No.

Or did he...
Add a sasquatch beard, subtract 10 years of good beauty sleep, throw in some Russian...

Sergei Samsonov?

Crap, I think I gave Leo some Fernando Torres eyes.