Miranda Kerr dating greasy Brandon Davis!?

Several sources are claiming that Victoria's Secret model, Miranda Kerr, and Orlando Bloom have split.

But get this Miranda isnt single and out to mingle. Shes supposedly dating Brandon Davis now. THIS>


EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Whats wrong with you gurl? How do you go from Orlando Bloom to a big pile of grease. She wont have to worry about putting serum in her hair to get it flat. All she needs to do is rub her hair on his greasy face to get her hair nice and sleek. ew.

Brandon Davis does nothing. Hes just a rich greasy cokehead. Yes I said cokehead. How else do you think he lost weight? He looks too lazy to exercise. Heres Brandon when he was fat>



Let us remember the beauty of Miranda and Orlando :(
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Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo dumps his girlfriend

Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo dumped his girlfriend Nereida Gallardo. A friend of his states that Cristiano got bored with her. Im sure he did. He seems like a big time player. What do girls see in this guy? He looks like he will sweat grease all over you when getting naughty in the bedroom.



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Jimmy & Sarah Call it Quits!

After 5 years of dating, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman called it quits. Vanity fair who was the first to report the news stated that Kimmel and Silverman both agreed that the break up was mutual.

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Diddy &Cassie Split

If you havent known already Diddy and Cassie were dating but had split not too long ago.
Obviously this girl must have been sucking his d*ck for tracks. She cant sing. No girl in their right mind would sleep with diddy unless they want some $$$$$$$$$$$$$.

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RHCP Anthony Kiedis and gf breakup

Rocker Anthony Kiedis and girlfriend Heather Christie have split, PEOPLE has learned.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers singer, 45, and Christie, 22, a former model, recently ended their relationship of more than three years and have been living apart since June, according to sources.

The former couple have a son together, Everly Bear, who was born last October.

"Anthony is a great dad and I will love him forever for giving me the gift of life," Christie tells PEOPLE. "I really hope he finds what he's looking for."

Kiedis's rep had no comment on the split.

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Not a shocker huh? Maybe he can go back to sexin it up with Dave Navarro.

I do feel bad for the baby though.

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