Thursday, September 21, 2006

Day 19: I figure it'll come down to the eyes.

Competitor #1: Raffi Torres
Made the second round by taking the innocence from Ales Hemsky. His strengths include his ability to pound you repetitively up against the boards. His weakness? He might not know when to stop. His parents might be cheering you on.


Competitor #2: Joffrey Lupul
While fellow Pronger-gate compensation, Smid, is onto the next round, Lupul doesn't have that much of an innocence factor over Raffi. His strengths include his ability to woo most women (and possibly men) into his lair with his deep dark eyes. His weakness? His lair might be in Fort Saskatchewan.

Vote now or forever hold your peace.

(P.S. I'm not going to say anything more about the voting. You vote for whatever reason you want! But if, God Forbid, Steve Staios wins this thing, you weren't voting with your eyes.)

VOTING OVER! TORRES STARES DOWN LUPUL AND WINS!

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